Walls. Of fire~ Heck yeah this is fun. You flew up, being a fiary and all. Woot! "THIS TOTALLY BEATS BEING A HUMAN!" Well, it did until a pair of perverted hands came and embraced your sexy body. "Ello _____~ I thought I told you to stay inside love~" you smiled, leaning your head against him. "Oh Arthur~ I will never stay inside, not ever~<3" He smirked, pushing you on the ground, laying on top of you. "Oh you little slut~ We'll see about that, wont we love?" And with that he got up, gave you ice cream that strangely tasted like Alfred, notthatyouwouldknow, and walked off into the sun. Literally.
You skipped home, saying hello and smacking various people with your wings. Once you got home, you said hi to your pet, a mix of a shark and cat, then walked to Arthur bathroom, where you and various others sleep. "Hello everyone! " you yelled very loud that the ground outside started spliting. You walked to your bed, which is strangely between the floor and sink cabinet. That little space held your bed and you barely fit! Yaknow, woth you being human sized and all. Plus, all it did was hold your feet so you couldnt escape at night. You climbed in somehow and sleep, being awoken occasionally by the earthquakes caused by your yelling but oh well. It happens everyday.
Later, you got up and watched Arthur on the phone and signing papers. Your favorite cousin, ------, was also awake but you didnt talk. A strange gas filled the room and you were knocked out. A few minutes later, you awoke again, sitting at a table this time, filling out a forms. Forms are boring so you crumpled it up and ate it, eventually it was replaced and you had to fill it out. You wanted to get up but your legs were lead. Then a miracle happened and Rainbow sheep danced around you all and y'all ran out of the room into a study like thing. You looked at the figures on the wall. A couple you noticed, were nations. You saw Japans and Englands figures fighting and you were like, "What????" Then Japan seemingly comes from no where and speaks, "Battres of the sexes. Dont worry about it."...
You started awake, looking at the sexy naked guy next to you. "OH ARTHUR!~" You squealed as you felt a hand slap your butt. "Morning love, Nice dream ya had there." Oh. He had the same one too...
"Nope, just a stalker."
Oh now thats even better~
"Actually love, I'm a British spy sent here to kill you, this is just an act. Bye dear! "
Next thing you knew, you were heading towards the light<3